One day in and I’m already going for the lazy fluff. But fuck it, I never said I was going to write an essay each day. Just something to celebrate.
And these things are tasty as hell:
Yeah, I’m a sucker. I fall for this shit every goddamn time. Go ahead, you pricks. Make a cheese Danish double stuffed or a thin crisp waffles ‘n syrup or whatever you got, I’ll sign up for it. I even ate the candy corn flavor. Bring ’em back, I fucking dare you.