…Nabisco is selling carrot cake Oreos.

One day in and I’m already going for the lazy fluff. But fuck it, I never said I was going to write an essay each day. Just something to celebrate.

And these things are tasty as hell:

Yeah, I’m a sucker. I fall for this shit every goddamn time. Go ahead, you pricks. Make a cheese Danish double stuffed or a thin crisp waffles ‘n syrup or whatever you got, I’ll sign up for it. I even ate the candy corn flavor. Bring ’em back, I fucking dare you.

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