…our toilets all have bidets.

We put them in before the pandemic, i.e., before they were cool. They’re really nice. I don’t get why America hasn’t unilaterally signed off on the bidet as a standard feature.

Now and again I have to use somebody else’s toilet for a BM and it feels like the Dark Ages. I can’t go back.

Go on. Ask me how clean my ass is. It’s heavenly.

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