The bane of my existence for 20 years was all these bullshit fucking articles chastising me for not setting aside more money for retirement, yelling at me for buying fucking coffee when actually the problem all this time was that I simply did not have money.

And now I can look at a variety of investments, short-term, long-term, high-risk, low-risk, and relax. I’ve gotten to a point where I can feed both my family and future me.

Shame on this country for it taking so long. And if any of you motherfuckers wants to give any Zoomers shit about the same, I’m gonna punch you in your goddamn dick.