You hear that, Florida? What the fuck is this Stop WOKE Act bullshit? You guys are a fucking embarrassment.

I’m a depressive who barely leaves the house even on good days and I’ve still got more balls than your entire state. “Oh no, history made me uncomfortable, you’re not allowed to do that.” You useless fucks.

Guaranteed the louder somebody shouts about PC culture, the bigger a wimp they are.

Every day I ponder on our various national and global shames and look in the mirror with burning focus on all my sins, real or imagined, direct or indirect, and my conclusion is: I can still do better and it’s worth it to try, even at the most hopeless of times. If you look at the mirror and just feel hopeless, I understand and can’t blame you.

But if you stop looking at the mirror the second you squirm and then say, “This thing’s broken,” you’re not even trying. How am I supposed to have any respect for that? How am I supposed to take any of you seriously about any goddamn thing ever again?

Today’s worth it because I’m still trying. And fuck you for getting in the way.