There’s like 40 of these fucking things and my kids want to watch all of them. I can’t even imagine dealing with this before Netflix and HBO Max. I’d have to spend those subsection fees just on direct-to-video releases of varying (but never excellent) quality.

Oof, and the live action ones, too. Yikes. At least they like those less.

Props to Matthew Lillard, though, his Shaggy is pretty damn good. And Kate Micucci is the best Velma. Recency bias be damned, it’s the truth.