…I don’t have to learn Russian anymore.

I studied it in high school and what with me picking up Spanish again, I was thinking, maybe I could brush up on those lessons, too.

But ya know what, fuck it. All I really need to know how to say is “Blow me” to Putin, and fingers crossed he’ll be taken out in his sleep soon by the next creep in line.

So that’s one less thing to worry about.

Sorry to all the poor kids in Russia that were shoved into a bullshit war. Your leaders suck and you’re going to die pointlessly, even if you “win.” I’ll ask Google to translate that for me.